DONCHA JUST HATE LISTS?

Me personally, I like to gander at lists. All kinds of lists.

Around this time of the year, inDUSTry types begin asking.
I always comply. Why not?

Music is my life. So here is my personal 100% absolutely
heavily played albums when I'm not programming my
shows.

Top 5 of 2008 in no particular order

1. The Last Shadow Puppets
"The Age Of The Understatement" Domino Records

(London's Alex Turner is creative, embracing, and going to
be a star! This beats Arctic Monkey's in the end)

2. Michael Franti & Spearhead
"All Rebel Rockers" Boo Boo Wax/Anti Records

(Always enjoyed Spearhead, and this is the best of the best of
a mix of Reggae and R&B I've heard all year)

3. Ayreon
"-01011001-" Inside Out/SPV Records

(Arjen Lucassen is brilliant. His space theme operatic lush sounds
just make you swirl. Fantasic music from Holland)

4. Apoptygma Bezerk
"Singles Collection" Metropolis Records

(Hard and melodic Industrial metal goth that bottles the spirit
of that style in an extraordinairy way from Norway)

5. Big Elf
"Cheat The Gallows" Custard Records

(Los Angeles band dials back into the past with the soul of
quite of few known bands and brings it into the current
state of mind. The perfect different kind of rock CD for the now)

*If you would like to send yours, please do and I will
publish in the next post.

CAUGHT IN A ROCK AND NOT SO HOT PLACE

On this August day I dig deep and explore
my most inner thoughts.

Am I a happy person?

NO, not really. I know, because I am on the radio, you probably
think...what's he got to bitch about?

Let's just say, programming and hosting my radio shows are an
escape from reality for me.

You also think I live a glamorous life. Hobnobbing with cel-
ebrities. Going out to clubs. Living the high life. Not so.

I might have in the past, but these days I am one totally boring
person. Yes, I do my radio shows, which is the ultimate excitement
in my life. Other than that I take the wife out occasionally for dinner,
and we take day trips during the week also, while most are working
their 9-5 jobs.

Look, I am semi-retired. Worked many many years for the 'man', and
also self employed. Straddled both worlds.

My wife hates ( I know that's a strong word) that we have to live in
Phoenix, Arizona. There isn't a week in the past 3-years she doesn't
bring it up.

She has been sick on and off, mostly for the better part
of these 3-years.

So, you can understand why she feels the way she does. She
is very vocal about how she never got that sick in Los Angeles.

She wants us to move back so bad.

So do I, but then reality sets in. We can not afford to live there.
The housing is still way out of control. We would suffer when
it comes to anything financial.

I also would not have what I have here on the radio. Los Angeles
programmers have very little balls when it comes to something
different.

So, even though radio is not the complete reason why we are in the
desert, at this stage of my life, I would miss doing what I do on the
radio.

Again though, that is not what stops us from moving back to where
all of our friends are, and the best years of our lives. It is just
simply money!

Here we have virtually no real friends, and our family is so messed
up, that we are are retracting from most of them and their problems.
My wife takes in all their problems that creates stress. I believe that
is the chief reason why she is sick most of the time. She is 5'8" and
is down to 102 pounds.

Not good.

So lately we have at least achieved that. Stay away from them.

Unfortunately that leaves just the two of us almost 24-7. That comes
with some problems, but we are dealing with it.

Will someone offer me a radio gig that I am just able to be me,
like I am right now? It could be in the U.K. or any other country
for all I care.

The wife and I would move in a heartbeat!

AHH, THE PHOENIX DOG DAYS OF SUMMER

Cute. Huh?

WOOF!

Ask him how hot and muggy it is currently in the
lovable and at the same time horrible place known
as Phoenix, Arizona?

Woof! Woof!

You are looking at the precocious and handsome
Sebastian.

He can tell you how hot it is here. You can judge by
how much water he consumes in a day!

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Ask my wife what she thinks of living here after 10
years of Los Angeles?

I HATE IT HERE! I HATE IT HERE!!
I HATE F***'N PHOENIX!!!

Okay, gotta go now. Bye.

RANDOM THOUGHTS AND WINDY DAYS

Who is the most rockin' woman of all time?

None other than the Boopster herself!
Betty Boop

"Boop-boop-a-doo"

As I was looking over my fashion page on my website, don't ask
me why I thought of this over 80-year old cartoon character.

Fashionable and sexy. he he
(click on her and will take you to the page)

As the desert hits over 100 degrees everyday here in the Phoenix
area, it's not the heat, but many other things that bring to mind
why I'd rather be back in Los Angeles.

The list would be endless, so I'll spare you.

Hey, speaking of the heat though, the funniest thing is to watch our
dog Sebastian, 7-month old Akida/Shepard mix wearing these little
blue booties on all four paws.

I had never seen them before anywhere! Look my last dog Uncle
Miltie who I had for over 12-years probrably would have dug them,
but back then there was no such thing.

I guess I'm most surprised that Sebastian allows them to be put on
with ease. It protects him from getting his feet scalded by the concrete,
slate, etc.

On a parting note, I finally broke down and joined Facebook.

Don't ask me me why? Maybe a weak moment. An old friend invited me
and I excepted. I then clicked on maybe 5 people that I really know, and
since then I have had at least 1 or 2 requests sent to me every day. As
opposed to Myspace, which I strongly use to network and stay in touch
with very nice people I've met or have known, Facebook is primarily for
real friends that have had something to with my life, large or small.

The weird thing though is all I do on Facebook is answer messages and
update what I'm doing each day. That's it really. I hardly write anyone,
and don't post things on their "Wall".

Do me a favor, do not ask me to join Linkdin! I won't.

Way too much time spent trying to keep up with all of them.

Have a great week, and stay cool in the shade. :-)

I MADE A DONATION. ME

This is about me, but not really. It's more about people like
Bill Pepicello of North Scottsdale.

It's about being charitable. It's about being a giver. It's very much
about something that affects so many, and until it affects you via
yourself, a family member, or a friend, usually most don't want to
think or talk about it.

Cancer.

As a cancer survivor going on 12+ years now, I am blessed to be
alive, and I don't forget that each and every day.

In 1996 I was diagnosed with bladder cancer. The mass was so large,
I was told I would not survive.

Fortunately for me the company I worked for in Los Angeles was
affillitaed with the T.J. Martell Foundation.

Tony Martell, from Epic Records, whose young son had died from
Leukemia too early in his life, had started this foundation that for years
held huge charity events that raised large sums of money for cancer
research for years. They were help making a difference.

Talk about lucky, Tony spoke with me the day after I was given
the news, and said that he would hook me up with the only person
who would be able to help, Dr. Donald Skinner.

Dr. Skinner is the world's leading Eurologist. Within days I am
sitting in Dr. Skinner's office at the USC Norris Cancer Center
in the heart of Los Angeles.

He is the gentleman who invented the *'Koch Puch' (pronounced 'coke')
operation for men with bladder cancer. I was number 500 at that time.
Many more and with advanced research and technology have been done
since. Thank you Dr. Skinner for giving me back my life. I am erternally
grateful.

Okay, now to heart of why I am writing about this.

A couple of months ago I was contacted by Cameron Childs of
The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society of Phoenix.
They are located at; 3877 N. 7th Street, Suite 300
Phoenix, Arizona 85014. 602-788-8622 x20

Their goal is to cure Leukemia, Lymphoma, Hodgkin's disease and
Myeloma, and to improve the quality of life of patients and their
families.

She asked me to donate something for their upcoming charity ball
and auction. I couldn't think of anything that would really raise any
money. A music item maybe? Naw. That would be too easy.

I called her back with a crazy notion in my head. How about offering
myself. A person could bid on being my co-host for a couple of hours
during my Saturday morning show and submit a list of music that I
would sprinkle throughout the two hours.

Cameron thought that was a great idea on behalf of KUPD and me. To
be honest, afterwards I felt like, hmm, was that really a good idea?
What if no one bids. What happens if it is an amount of little consequence?

A couple of days ago I was informed that there was a winning bidder. The
event was a black tie affair at Kierland Resort in Scottsdale. It was
well attended with CEO's, Presidents of companies, and wealthy people.

I opted to not attend. Probably didn't want to be let down in front of
people. There was a placard with 98KUPD and all the info I gave them
what I was offering. A representitive of the Society read that for men and
women to bid during a live auction after dinner.

Bill Pepicello, who I mentioned above is the winner. Donation; $700.
Bill is the President of The Univerity Of Phoenix. I'm sure you have
heard about them, They have schools all over the United States.

I won't deny it. I was shocked to hear that amount. A good shocked. At the
same time, very happy to see that money go to good use.

Bill will be my co-host on Saturday morning June 21 from 8-10 AM.

His list includes artists such as; Korn, Ramones, Motorhead, Ozzy,
Ministry, Flogging Molly, John Beauvoir, Iron Maiden, Kid Rock,
and others.

So, listen as Bill and I have good time on the radio that day. And, most
important, remember it was for a good cause. Thanks Bill.

And, thanks to KUPD for being the great leader it is.

SO, WHY AM I STILL ON THE RADIO?

I began in March of 1982 in Tucson, Arizona with a 5-hour
special show called "Virgin Vinyl". Yes, I used vinyl only.
Of course when CDs began in 1986, sure I entered the new
world, but left the name of the show the same.

KLPX, the commercial rocker allowed me to do whatever
I wanted. It gave them huge ratings. That's all they cared
about. For me, it gave me the freedom to put on a wild
show of unknown artists at the time, and have crazy guests
from Henry Rollins to Huey Lewis.

The show even back then was a blending of many styles and
world's of music. Live on-air chats with The Cure, XTC,
and so many more. So many memories.

The show ran for 14-years through 5 different stations.
The latter 4 in Phoenix, Arizona.

From Metal, to what was once Alternative, to Pop,
Hip-Hop, Trance, to whatever, that is what makes
my musical world go around.

Then I went off to Los Angeles in 1995 to run a magazine
for the Album Network. I also hosted numerous national
syndicated specials, and made some guest appearances on
Los Angeles radio.

When I returned to Phoenix in late 2005, I was welcomed
back to KUPD. I was given full creative control, which I had
always in the past, once again.

Hence "Lopsided World Of L".

So, why do I really need to be on the radio?

The answer could be; Given respect? KUPD is like home? I
am allowed by Chuck and Larry to do what I feel is right
to entertain an audience musically? I am surrounded by a
great staff of pro's that will never leave KUPD unless they
are given the offer in the sky? Ratings don't matter for what
I do nowadays?

The answer? All of the above.

Oh, and one other. The internet!

When I began in radio back in the early 80s, I never dreamed
of being heard around the globe. Interenet streaming has
changed that forever.

Where as I always dreamed of being syndicated around the
United States, and when Satellite radio began, my thoughts
turned to that also, I now know that they both pale in
comparison to the internet.

Syndication is cool, but limiting. Same goes for Satellite, which
can only be heard in the United States and Canada.

The 'net' is everywhere, and today most people are sofisticated
enough with a great to good sound system on their computers.

Every weekend I spend many hours prepping my two shows
musically. My aim; to bring people back to a dying entity,
radio.

You know what really keeps me going? It is absolutely bar none,
the listeners. You are so faithful. Every week I am humbled by
the phone calls, e-mails, and Instant Messages while I am on the
air, and in the aftermath too.

I have many listeners who remind me it is their outlet for hearing
something different than what they are used to, or that they are
left listening to the boredom of heavily programmed radio of the
same old, same old.

I more than appreciate that. I know who some of the faithful are.
And, you know who you are too. You put aside other things to
spend time listening to my frightfully pleasantly annoying shows.

Although Phoenix is now the fifth largest populated city in the
United States (look it up), and there is possibly over a hundred
thousand listening at any given moment ( I don't need ratings
to prove that), it is also the hundreds or thousands ( I wouldn't
know) that are listening from all over the United States and to
me just as important, many other countries.

See this woman below. She listens every single week to both shows
faithfully. And I mean faithfully, from Berlin, Germany. Every show
she messages me through Myspace so I know she is listening. I am
a real part of her life.



Do you realize what that means to me? Everything. It makes all
the work and pleasure that goes into putting together a show
twice a week worth it all. Money cannot buy that.

I thank Gaby and the many that I do know that make me part of
their lives weekly. That is what keeps me going, going, and still
going!

I am blessed. That's all.

On a parting note; My founding and programming the legendary
KUKQ is another facet of my career that I will always cherish,
but it will always be the special shows like "Virgin Vinyl", and
now "Lopsided World Of L" that is pure me, and only me.

BEST RESPONSE BACK EVER!



***Internet does not kill the radio star***
because...it is the best way for a global affair.
(new lyrics for Aldo Rox...ha ha ha)

Internet…the best achievement of our time!

Jonathan, you are the bomb :)
I just read your blog...wow...thanks.
I like your way of thinking, my thoughts are linguistically
unfortunately reduced :(

Quite right! ~Lopsided World of L~ and his master is really
a part of my life .

Have a look-that is my kitchen board above =)



I work about 50-60 hours a week in my shop, and my first
relaxation begins with your Saturday show…and I feel great,
have fun, great music and English instruction (*grin*).

I estimate your work so much, Jonathan!
Rather your understanding, realization of persons/musicians
and your taste and selection of music.
I love you for what you are and for what you do. :)

Send you much, much, much...love from Berlin. ;D
Gaby xoxo

*How could I not run this?
The photo's and words melt me.- JL

MORE RESPONSE


Diva from Nevada

Ok JL,

We haven't talked in awhile cuz we're so freaking delightfully in
demand, (we're busy in our lives), but consider yourself bitch slapped
to reality and told : you're still on the radio because you are a king
at what you do and you have the heart of rock and roll in your blood
and it would be a sad world without you, beatch!

Now, stand up straight, take a deep breath and tell yourself, "I'm so
cool, I even dig me" and RAWK ON!!!

*Blush* I can't do that-but I had no idea you've been listening. I
thank you so much for that.- JL


Musca from Phoenix, Arizona

Don't forget those of us who listen to you in stealth mode.
We're listening but you don't know it. ;0)

You are the BEST of the best when it comes to radio. When you
talk it's intelligent and informative. When you spin the tunes you
give us a break from the mainstream.

If you didn't deserve those words I just typed out then you would
not have seen them (at least from me).

You love it, we love it, and it works.
That's why you're still on the radio. =0)

*You're right! I would never know that you listen. Thanks for
coming out of the stealth mode for a few minutes, so I do
know you are listening. You know it means alot. :-)

That's the thing, I really don't know who all is listening. -JL


Dana from Scottsdale, Arizona

The foremost reason you are still on air is that your listeners would
demand your return so greatly, that the radio station would get tired
of our whining !

That, and because you are the REAL deal!

You are a quintessential artist-whether it be blasting our souls to
the core on a weekly basis-and I thank you so kindly for that, or are
educating the masses with your eclectic musical expertise, which does
NOT include spoonfed mainstream! But, your love and knowledge of
music permeates through every fiber of your being, and we can sense
and respect that!

Passion is infectious.

And your voice is so calm and soothing, not the typical eye- opening
cheesy media radio voices I so often hear!

By the way, Ive been listening all along...since KUKQ and Virgin Vinyl
in the 80's and beyond. I could never forget that voice!!!

Always my love, Dana

*So sweet Dana. :-) -JL

DOES A LIVE PERFORMANCE EQUAL RADIO AIRPLAY?

This band is the reason for this column

BOOGIE COMPANY

Facinating question, isn't it? The argument could be that if
you don't go and see a band live, should you play them on
the radio?

In my 61 years, of course beginning in my teens and through
my long journey on the radio and involvement in many
other facets of the music inDUSTry, let's just say I've been
to at least a thousand shows.

Sound like an exageration? Nope. Been to at least that many.
From tiny clubs, showcases in the weirdest of places, to the
big halls, arena's and theatres, I've done it. Believe it.

So, since I returned to Phoenix near 3-years ago from Los
Angeles, I have only been out to a handful of shows. I
went to see New Model Army for the third time just when
I came back to the desert. I saw Joan Jett 3 times in 2006,
first at the annual Ostrich Festival, then the Warped tour,
and capped it off at the Marquee Theatre.

My son Russell and I also went to see Queensryche perform
"Operation Mindcrime 1&2" at the Dodge Theatre.

That's it so far.

Why do I stay away from shows and club performances
nowaday's? Quite simple. At this point of my life, I'd like to
have a life.

With that in mind, two weeks ago I attended a music
conference with Managers, A&R representitives, Concert
Promoters, Marketing Strategists, Record Labels, and
musicians from 37 different countries being present for
four days of networking, panels, performances, and just
general usual stuff that goes on at such events.

It was the fourth annual Musexpo held this year at the Hyatt
on Sunset Boulevard, and the House of Blues, directly across
the street from the Hyatt hotel.

I really went to L.A. (home) to see friends, golf, and catch a
Dodger game at the stadium. As most of you know, I took the
weekend off from my radio shows.

The conference was something I did because I am more about
networking, learning new things from the panels, and maybe
finding a gem, without going out at night to the showcases at
the House Of Blues. I kept my word. No live shows.

See, what I do on the radio is every week craft a "show" of music
from my vast library and new music that is sent to me in large
quantity's. It's a lot of work which I enjoy doing.

I am a presenter and programmer of music to entertain you. That's
what I do. My responsibility is to listen to all sent, and decide what
fits for the day's I program leading up to showtime.

A live performance at this stage of what I do is pretty much not an
important part of what I do. A CD or MP3 is what I have to go by.
I use two CD players in the KUPD studio, not a computer. The shows
are live, so once in awhile you will hear me fuck up. :-)

I run the board so it's my fault if something goes wrong, except if the
equipment itself has a problem. Than, not my fault.

Okay, so you see the band above. They are from a small country
called Estonia, south of Finland and east of Russia.

On the first day of Musexpo, there was a chaotic noisy luncheon
at the Saddlecreek Restaurant next to the Hyatt.

The above band Boogie Company played a couple of songs to a
loud audience, talking, eating and pretty much in a large part
ignoring the live performance. Par for the course.

The sound system was not good, and the band who flew all the
way from Estonia to be noticed and hopefully get some love
from A&R types, labels, and whoever would show interest, were
probably not recieving what they had hoped for.

When they finished, I walked over to Andrus, the lead singer of
this Rockabilly style band (who did a cover of Rammstein's song
"Amerika"), and handed him a card with all my info.

Later on Andrus saw me and handed me a CDR of that song. As I
drove back to my hotel (not the Hyatt), I listened a few times and
was pleasantly surprised. It rocked! It sounded way better than
the live performance. Again, I reiterate, the conditions for them
sucked.

So the moral is; if I had judged by their live offering, I might have
never discovered a group that is damn good, and I have been
playing on the radio since. New songs have been sent, and I will
continue to program them on my shows.

I don't know if the band has gotten any offers from labels in the
States, nor do I know if anyone else has shown interest. I sure hope
they get some love because they are very good on disc, and they are
also very good live as seen on their video's.

Chalk up that one luncheon as a blip in their quest.

For me, if I hadn't asked for music, I suppose my audience (you)
would never even know about them.

Look, I've seen scads of great shows in my lifetime, from Bowie,
The Stones, Led Zeppelin, oh shit, name a band or an artist and
most likely I've seen them. Maybe not everyone, but a lot, bet
on that. From huge names to names you will never even hear from
again.

Lately I just want to live a private life, I don't drink (haven't for
years), and just don't feel like going out. If I do feel it, I will.

Remember, a good recording is what my tools are.


RESPONSE BACK


Dear friend Johnette Napolitano

From the other side: I would like to say I've always thought of live
playing as a 'sketch' in b & w and the studio as a palette of 'colors'.

They're 2 different mediums altogether. Live conditions are erratic
and unreliable and that is just the nature of it and if you think at
this age it's a bitch to go to a show imagine someone
telling you you have to GO ON at 1:00 a.m. ! AS IF!!! But a show is
just that, a show in the moment and if something doesn't work you
play around it, etc., if the sound isn't right for the moody ones,
you stick to the harder ones, or whatever sounds best in the room, or
the mood of the crowd, etc.

Anyway it's a very simple equation: many more people have purchased
Led Zepplin and Pink Floyd and Coldplay records than have ever seen
them live. They are 2 different mediums.

A live performance is of the moment and not meant , in my opinion, to
be appreciated wholly and properly outside of that context. In making
a 'record' (the dictionary definition helps here)
I am concerned in sending the intended emotion and message of the
piece:, illustrating it sonically to the truest of my ability to be
understood for posterity...for all time. It's sort of like a chicken
and the egg question but if you look you'll find the egg came first,
and you went to the show to check out the chicken who laid it.

Ok that's enough with the feeble reaching for metaphor.

Love J

Thanks J. I think my point is in your 3rd paragraph.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT

WHAT SLIPPED OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THAT
EITHER YOU REGRET, OR ARE HAPPY YOU DID?

TO WHO, AND WHAT?


Marci Phoenix, Arizona

Funny story that came to mind. An old morning show partner
went to a wedding with me because I didn't feel like finding a
"real" date.

He stayed for awhile, then as he was taking off we hugged, he
pulled away and said "I love you".

We both laughed so hard, because it was just so natural.
Morning show partners are like married couples sometimes. ; )


Lil Bo Blackpool, England

Our councillor (who shall remain unknown) has always
had a patch on his eye!

And, one day I saw him in the street and I said to him.

Before I could stop myself , "hi (*******) I like your new eye",
and he looked and me and was shocked, but not as much as
me, because it wasn't even him. hee hee xx


Trisha Valley Village, California

I've been known to be extremely candid/say too much from time
to time ( just ask anyone who's been close to me), but there is one
thing in particular that makes me cringe every time I remember it,
even though it was so long ago.

I was in my early teens and going through a very hormonal
(translation: BRATTY) phase.

I don't recall exactly what I said, but one morning I totally snapped
at my grandma and made her cry! Every single time I think of that
I hate who I was back then. My grandma has probably conveniently
forgotten about it but I certainly haven't.

It still manages to bug me because I have the world's best grandma
and I've always looked up to her. She was the one in the family who
encouraged me the most to chase my dreams, plus she's the only one
(besides my little sis) who never gave me crap for being a little
eccentric or dating the occasional musician.

Most importantly she has always inspired me to be generous/charitable,
hospitable, nurturing, loyal, humanitarian and to have a fun-loving zest
for life.

So, yeah, she did not deserve for me to make her cry that one day long
ago, and I will always be sorry for it! I love you Grandma!



Janice Back in Ohio

When I told this girl I'm in love with her. That I love her.
I started to say it then I caught myself and just stopped.

Then she made me say it.

It was cute, and I'm really happy I said it.

MY JAW DROPPED WHEN I SAW...?

WHAT MADE YOUR JAW DROP?
WHAT IS IT- A THING, A SITUATION, ETC. ?


Roxie Los Angeles, California

1) I got off the train my first time in France, walked thru the
station, rounded the corner and got my first look at Paris.

2) My name was called to "come on down" on the Price is Right.

3) First time I laid eyes on Kelii, Izzy, and Rock Swede-triplets
from Sweden.

and last but not least...

4) That home prenancy read postive...twice...he is now 18 and my
other son is 12.


Indigo United Kingdom

My boyfriend getting out of my mother's bed. *blush*


Trudy Cardiff, Wales

For me, it seeing Dragonforce live. Obviously I'd heard their
music and was amazed at how extrememly talented Herman
Lee and Sam Totman are.

But, to see it live and suddenly realise that these men can do it
for real, and are possibly two of the most talented individuals
on the planet was totally dumbfounding!


Shawn Manhattan, Kansas

There's been a few things in my life that made my jaw drop.

Hearing of John Lennon's assassination for the first time on
the news.

Watching live...in 1986 the Space Shuttle Challenger exploding!

9/11.

And, the first time I had to hear that stupid song by Nickelback
"Rockstar".

Radio worships that song. It's quite possibly the worst song I've ever
heard. My jaw still drops, when I have to hear it for the 20th time each
day.

Someday it will be included on VH1's
"Worst Song's of the 21st Century".

Die Nickelback, Die.


Aud United Kingdom

I saw a naked man riding around the studios on a bicycle, with
a lampshade on his head the other day.

Actually that's quite normal.


Lore Los Angeles CA, and Phoenix, AZ

I woke up and checked the news to find out that Bush had
become president a second time. What a disappointment!


Trisha Valley Village, California

It's hard to be specific on this one because it seems that every
single day I see something that makes my jaw drop.
I do, after all, live in Los Angeles. Enough said?

Okay wait, I've got one: having the supposed man of my dreams
pass me up for a porn star last summer definitely made my jaw
drop.

I suppose that, in the end, he must have found the way HER jaw
drops for other guys--on film and for money--to be more appealing
than little ol' monogamous me.


Freda Redmond, Washington

My draw dropped when I first saw Mushroomhead live
in Seattle, October 2006.

I've seen so many show's, but they are the most entertaining
band for me. My draw dropped again when Jeffrey Nothing,
one of their singers asked me to manage them early last year.

How are you Jon? So, what made your jaw drop?

Well Freda, it had nothing to do with music. When I was a
young boy, watching JFK being killed on live television!
That was a huge shocker. -Jonathan


C-Rod Charlottsville, Virginia

My jaw dropped when I saw...Ronnie James Dio fronting
Black Sabbath again, and I had front row!

Something I never thought I'd get to see in my lifetime. The
man is and always will be AMAZING!

I was literally watching the show with my mouth hanging open.
Looking stupid but enjoying every minute of it!

THE MAN WHO RUINED THE MUSIC inDUSTry RESIGNS

March 12, 2008

New York governor Eliot Spitzer officially tendered his resignation today after being caught up in a high-end prostitution ring. Spitzer, who was governor for less than 15 months and had a profound effect on changes in the music industry, said his resignation is effective March 17. Lieutenant Governor David Paterson will serve out the rest of Spitzer's term, which expires Dec. 31, 2010. In an appearance that lasted 140 seconds at his Midtown Manhattan office, the governor offered an apology to his family and to the public and said he would devote himself to serving "the common good."

"From those to whom much is given, much is expected," Spitzer said, according to the New York Times. "I have been given much: the love of my family, the faith and trust of the people of New York and the chance to lead this state. I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me. Over the course of my public life, I have insisted — I believe correctly — that people regardless of their position or power take responsibility for their conduct. I can and will ask no less of myself. For this reason, I am resigning from the office of governor."

It remains unclear whether Spitzer will face any legal charges from his involvement with the prostitution ring. His lawyer, Michele Hirschman, reached out to federal prosecutors this week to strike a deal in hopes of avoiding charges, says the Times. However, the U.S. attorney investigating the case issued a statement shortly after the resignation saying that his office does not have any arrangement with the governor.

THE MAN WHO RUINED THE MUSIC InDUSTry! 2

ELIOT SPITZER: This one man was the reason me, and thousand's lost
their jobs.

It is also the reason I had to move from Los Angeles back to Phoenix
due to financial reasons. Ahhh...karma...sweet karma!

Karma Train Runs Spitzer Down In Hooker Ring Sting, Apologizes But No Resignation ... Yet

Is Spitzer Into His Own Pay-For-Play?

I have acted in a way that violated the obligations to my family and that violates my -- or any -- sense of right and wrong.

NEW YORK Gov. ELIOT SPITZER -- the man who as State Attorney General magnified payola allegations to the point where the labels and radio had to settle to the tune of many millions of dollars, and many lost their jobs as a result of the allegations -- is facing some karmic justice of his own today. After revelations of his involvement in a prostitution ring was reported in TODAY's NEW YORK TIMES, SPITZER abruptly scheduled a press conference this afternoon to deal with the allegations.

The local CBS-TV affiliate is now reporting that "SPITZER was not expected to continue as governor and may resign by MONDAY evening...Reliable sources told CBS 2 Political Reporter MARCIA KRAMER that Lt. Gov. DAVID PATERSON could be sworn in as governor as early as 7p MONDAY."

SPITZER did not mention his resignation in his statement to the press, in which he said: "I have acted in a way that violated the obligations to my family and that violates my -- or any -- sense of right and wrong. I apologize first, and most importantly, to my family. I apologize to the public whom I promised better. I do not believe politics in the long run is about individuals. It is about ideas, the public good and doing what is best for the State of NEW YORK. I am disappointed that I failed to live up to the standard that I expect of myself. I must now dedicate some time to regain the trust of my family. I will not be taking questions. Thank you very much. I will report back to you in short order. Thank you very much."

According to THE TIMES, SPITZER was identified in court papers as a client in a prostitution ring. "The governor’s travel records show that he was in WASHINGTON in mid-FEBRUARY," the story asserted. "One of the clients described in court papers arranged to meet with a prostitute who was part of the ring, the EMPERORS CLUB VIP on the night of FEB. 13th."

Expect more details shortly on this developing news story.

TOUCHY TOUCHY

WHERE ARE YOU MOST SENSITIVE IF
SOMEONE WAS TO TOUCH YOUR BODY?


Marie Atlanta, Georgia

When my husband rubs my lower back right about
where my tattoo is, it sexually stimulates me!

To me that's a strange place on the body to have that
kind of sensation, but it does and he always wants to
rub my back...lol!

The other touchy places on my body that sends me
screaming and kicking to get away, is the back of my
knees and feet!


Paul Tempe, Arizona

If a woman were to poke her nose just right in my ear
it would send a jolt through my whole body.

Otherwise being a massage therapist and having gotten
many massages, I'm totally in tune with my body so there
may be many others, but the ear is THE one.


Dana Scottsdale, Arizona

Ahhhh...erogenous zones! SO IMPORTANT to know if
you want to be a good lover!

For me, I have a few. But the most sensitive is my ears.
Softly speaking in one drives me MAD!!!!!

I also love to be caressed on the back of my neck.
This puts me a trance like state, whereas the ear is
very stimulating to me.

And, something about going to the hair salon and having
someone wash your hair.

I'm sure most would agree with me. It doesn't feel that
good when I wash it. Something about the transfer of
anothers energy-if they have good energy-can be quite
an amazing and sometimes healing experience!!!


Keren Stroud, United Kingdom

lol. That's a very cheeky question this week Jon.

Well, I'm ticklish in the usual places like feet, and sides,
but my kids know where my real weak spot is if I'm play
fighting with them.

The belly button. They stick their finger in and I squirm.
lol


Shirls Marske-By-The-Sea, United Kingdom

OOHH ERRR Jonathan, well let me think.

If I were to be touched, the most sensitive place would be the
base of my spine, or most of my lower back.

What would be yours? I hear all your radio fan's cry. Tee Hee.

These questions are getting very fun lately.

Well, aside from the fact I am not a fan of being tickled,
I do not like anyone sticking their tongue in my ear.
Yuck!
-Jonathan


Candy Phoenix area, Arizona

The side of my neck under my ear is one spot.
The other are my sides. right in the curve of my waist.
Both send shivers right to me...meow.


Trisha Valley Village, Los Angeles, California

What, besides the obvious? Hehe, well, I'm actually equally
very sensitive on both my entire abdominal area including
the sides (no surprise considering this is the body part ruled
by Virgo), and the little area where the upper thigh meets the
crease of my tush!

Lucky is the guy who learns to pay extra-special attention to
these two areas, and with that thought, I must now get off this
darn computer and give my loverboy a call. ;)


Janice Scotland, United Kingdom

Um...Well, other than those certain places where every girl
is sensitive. I would say my belly button.

If someone touches my belly button I freak out!
And, not even in a good way. It hurts!


Indigo United Kingdom

When my woman strokes the back of my neck.
I just melt, especially if she lightly uses her fingernails.


Angiy Glasgow, Scotland

Hey handsome. Ok, you're liable to end up in the ER Room
if ya DARE touch my feet ha ha ha!

Im SERIOUS! 2 years ago, my brother thought it would be
hysterically funny to pin me down and tickle my feet.

It resulted in him being in the ER for 4 hrs with a broken nose.
Well...he was warned! So not my fault, right? LOL! :)


Audri Buckeye, Arizona

My neck!


Gothwitch Liverpool, England

The bit were your bum meets your leg. That crease bit.

I am compelled to knock out teeth when touched there.
Best not to tickle a witch!!

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Cheers

More I TATTOO YOU

IF I WAS TO TATTOO YOU SOMEWHERE ON YOUR BODY-WHERE WOULD I PUT IT?
AND, WHAT DO YOU THINK I WOULD TATTOO ON YOU,
AFTER READING YOUR PROFILE?


Tamara Orlando, Florida

Interesting. I Like tattoos. I like it because it hurts, and I like pain.

Sooo, I would like to go with your taste wherever you would
like to put it. With my respect to you!!!

You like pain? Hmm. You are such a cutie.

I would hate to see you suffer. But since you admit to
enjoying pain, I have got an idea.

I scoured your photo's and didn't see any tats. You
also appear to have milky white skin, so I would
go with Tribal.

Tribal requires a lot of black ink. A lot!

But the outcome would be awesome! The look would
fit you and at the same time fill your quench for pain.

I would fill one entire arm from elbow to shoulder, and
it will wrap around almost 100%.

I don't know what exact symbols I would choose though.
Have to figure that part out.


Martin East Kilbride, Scotland

Hi Jonathan. What a great question. I'm finding this one a bit weird
as I've checked out your blog and it's only females on here suggesting
some tattoos so I thought I'd break the mold and have a go too.

I already have a couple of tattoos on my upper arms and still have
some space left for one big one on my left upper arm.

Something is holding me back from going lower than the sleeve-line!

I would love a tattoo of a Siberian Tiger coming out of some Jungle
leaves looking like it's about to attack.

I've always wanted a tiger tattoo but have never found an ideal one
whilst searching the web.

Maybe one of your fine listeners or yourself could suggest one.

All the best J and keep on rockin'

Yes, Martin, it is interesting why it's all women. I have an
answer for that. After doing these Q's for the past 4 years
on my website (now switching them to this blog), men in
general are not responsive, for whatever reasons.

Women rock! They have opinions and know how to get
their points across easier than men. Simply that.

As a faithful listener to my shows, I am so proud that you
stepped forward. Cheers to you my friend.

I know how much you are into Tiger's, so it would make
a perfect fit for you. I am surprised that you haven't
been able to find the right graphic through the internet.

As for below the sleeve-line, I quite understand why some
persons can not do it. More than likely the word would be
'work'.

Some places of work would frown upon that. In recent years
that has changed some, but many still don't fancy their
employee's walking around with a tat below the sleeve.


Dana Scottsdale, Arizona

Oh, I LOVE this topic Jonathan!

Ironically, I saw 2 of the artists that did your work this past Saturday night!
Paul Stottler and Mike Roper at The Invisible Humans/
Thee Unfortunates show!

I will be inquiring their services soon!

If you were to tattoo me, for sure 1 would be the Maltese cross.
I would like it on my inner right wrist. Since I am right-handed, I
would get to enjoy it more often.

Its history and symbolic meaning are as follows.

The Maltese cross is identified as the symbol of an order of Christian
warriors known as the Knights Hospitaller or Knights of Malta.

It was originally the symbol of Amalfi, a small Italian republic of the
11th century.

The cross is eight-pointed and has the form of four "V"-shaped arms
joined together at their bases, so that each arm has two points.

Its design is based on crosses used since the First Crusade. The eight
points are said to symbolise the chivalric virtues:

Loyalty
Piety
Frankness
Bravery
Glory and honour
Contempt of death
Helpfulness towards the poor and the sick
Respect for the church

My second tattoo would be, "Om Mani Padme Hum". I hold buddhism
art and philosophy dear to my heart and would be grateful to have a
reminder of its amazing message on me forever.

I'm not sure where I want it; maybe centered on my lower back!

Last, I would want a tattoo of a wolf.
I love dogs, and all dogs have been bred from wolves, which are
savage survivors!

A symbol of strength for when times are rough!!!

Well, with a response this thought out Dana, it takes away
my ideas. That isn't a bad thing though.

I can't argue where to put the Maltese Cross. Wrist is fine.
Your second request is script. The lower back would look
cool, but an alternative would be higher on your back, just
below your neck and centered.

The wolf graphic you sent is where the lower back comes
into play. That might stand out more where you were
thinking of the second tattoo.


Janice Scotland, United Kingdom

If you were to give me a tattoo anywhere on my body of anything after
reading my profile?

It would be a greyscale portrait of Joan Jett playing guitar.
I think it would be on my left forearm, so I can see her always.

Oh yeah...good question :)

Thanks Janice. I can't change the Joan Jett thing because you
are so into her. So, I would succumb to your wish, with the
exception of where it would go.

The forearm is for other kinds of tats. If you could live with it
on your upper arm, the tat would look better there and could
be much more intricate. Joan Jett it is. :-)


Jo Jo Okeechobee, Florida

Well Jonathan...I'd like a tramp stamp or a sleeve.

I would think it would be something music related? I did want the little girl
on the Follow the Leader album on my left shoulder.

But what about the tramp stamp? What would you do for me?

Jo Jo, you are fairly tall at 5'8". Half inch shorter than me, so I
could see a sleeve for sure.

You are a metal and KoRn fanatic. And so far I haven't suggested
a sleeve on anyone. You look like you could handle it.

So I would do Sci-fi mixed with a dark metal theme. It would be
no colour. Black and White with grey shading. From wrist to
shoulder baby! Think you can stand the pain?


Keren Stroud, Southwest United Kingdom

Very good question.

After reading my profile, probably on my back, as not much space left.

I would guess something sexy and vampirey as I have Angelina Jolie
on my profile.

And I state that I love vampires, but would also be quite dark as
into heavy rock. Am I right?

What would you tattoo on me? lol

You are a tough one Keren. You have ink on your left boob.
A sleeve on your right arm. Small of your back. Upper neck.

Hmm, where do I tattoo you? Can't do what I'd like as a sleeve
for your left arm, due to its Celtic nature. Your art is quite
varied.

I would love to see Angelina Jolie as a vampire. That would
be very cool. But where to put it?

You won't like this, but I would cover up your name in Sri
Lankan, and do a large piece from the middle of neck down.

Probably to the middle of your back. How's that?


Tami Phoenix, Arizona

I'm not quite sure I put enough information about myself onto my
MySpace.

I think perhaps you would chose one or all of my kids and put a portrait
somewhere on my back.

Now, on another note, I cannot wear jewelry really, except some rings and
bracelets, so I want an arrowhead necklace and star earrings tattooed eventually. :)

How would you decide what to choose?

Are you going to not only look at the main page, but possibly check out their
photos and blogs? Would you go through the whole research thing?

I love your show and you have a fabulous voice. :)

Thank you Tami. Yes, I am looking at everything to make my choices.
I know you adore your family, but a portrait of family is not one
of the great ideas for tattoos. Yes, I know many people do it, but
a Tattoo should reflect you.

The Arrowhead idea is ok, but you have a wild side that wants to
break out, so something radical for you.

I noticed you love the movie "Boondock Saints", among others.
Very Pop Culture, and there is a great poster and other artwork
from that film. I see that a great piece for either of your arms just
below shoulder to midway down, almost a wrap around.


Trudy Cardiff, Wales, United Kingdom

oooo...I like this one!!

Well, I guess from reading my profile you'd choose to do something
arty but with a rock edge to it.

Possibly a Motley Crue or Dogs D'Amour album cover or something.
Haven't a clue where you would put it though.

Where would you put it? lol x

I love the Dogs D'Amour album cover artwork from all their stuff.

I actually have an original in pencil and some ink that was given
to me by their old manager. It's in a frame. Rocks!!!

But, that isn't something I would do.

You have something in common with me.
We both like Dragons. I have three on my body.

I would convince you to do an Asian Dragon theme. You already
have some small pieces on your upper left back, and I believe
your right arm.

For you, a left or right beautiful wrap around Dragon, very
colourful, from just below the knee, ending just
above your ankle.

Big piece, but would be striking.

I TATTOO YOU

IF I WAS TO TATTOO YOU SOMEWHERE ON YOUR BODY-WHERE WOULD I PUT IT?
AND, WHAT DO YOU THINK I WOULD TATTOO ON YOU,
AFTER READING YOUR PROFILE?


Cyndi Bristol, Connecticut

Hello Jonathan. You definately get mind's work-in' & eyes blink-in'!

You would tattoo me on my ankle for an ankle band, or an arm band, and
of course after reading my profile you would definatley tattoo something
SeXy or a farie or at least something with wings to fly away with!

Cyn, I know you so well, that SeXy would be the order of the day. ;-)

I really had to think hard though as to what I would do. Not easy.
Farie's and Pixie's are small and soft. Maybe a wrap around as
opposed to a simple band around either ankle or wrist.

But, naw, I would rather see a large farie as a upper back shoulder
piece. Clouds with either a large farie, or a smaller flock flying out
of the clouds. Very colourful, but soft colour, not harsh and loud.

Or maybe a medium size version on one of your breasts?


Shirls Marke-By-The Sea, Northeast United Kingdom

It would be a star on my cheek...I think.

And if I were to tattoo you, it would be a star too, on your chest above your heart.

Much Love & Respect your friend for life. Shirls xxx

Aww, that's sweet my friend. The star on my chest wouldn't work.
I already have a lot of ink in that spot.

As for you. Hmm. You are a star, but you also reek of sensuality,
so I would think more of something that reflects you.

Such as your own artwork. Just above your breast
(you choose which one). Your Butt cheek would work too.

I would put the very last photo on bottom right of your
Psychadelic photo album.

It is soft, sensual, and even though it is you, it would look brilliant!


Gaby Berlin, Gemany

Okay, I give you place for tattoo. I do not have an idea for a motive.

Perhaps a bass clef around the belly navel?!

It would be my first tattoo, please give your best and work gently and carefully. ;)

I know you love animals. A Polar Bear is mostly white.
That is a painful colour. A Tiger would be very cool.
Matches your hair colour.

But, I know you love music. Actually a bass clef around your navel
would be simple and easy.

Considering it would be your first tattoo, then I wouldn't change
your idea. Maybe on your second I would get more adventurous.


Marina (aka e-kat) Zaporozhye, Ukraine

I think u would tattoo a cat, what else could u think of. hehe :-)
But, where? mmm... forearm maybe. But I'd like to have a star.

You are an adventerous type. Tall and lean. You hike, bike, and you love underwater creatures.

So, a sleek Bobcat with a silver star in the center of her head would do.

It would be on your back, long and sleek.
It would have motion jumping out of a drum.

You love music, so it fits your personality.
It would a masterpiece that would begin at the lower part of your
back and ending at the lower part of your neck.


Lyn Wales, United Kingdom

I like the idea of having a tattoo on my pelvic bone.
Not a clue. You tell me. I have no idea what my profile says about me.

I would rather see a Daisy (flower) with a frightening pumpkin centering around your belly button of the flower on you. Maybe fangs on the pumpkin's face.

White or yellow daisy with the pumpkin obviously orange.


Jools Liverpool, England

You would tattoo my wrist and it would be a ladybug. A pretty one. x

Jools, you are a tiny person, so I would agree a ladybug would be fitting. Although one ladybug wouldn't do.

I think it would suit you better on your ankle.

I would do a band of ladybugs on your left ankle. Small but effective.


Lucky Sierra Leone

My wrist, and it would be a star. Twinkle...twinkle...little star.

Nope. You have a lot of photo's of fish on one of your photo
albums. I see something more Asian for you. 95% of mine is
Asian artwork.

A beautiful Koi on your lower back centered, with it's head coming
out of ripples of water. Would look awesome when you go swimming.

A real eye catcher.

Here are some more

Liz North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I would think it would be a Jagermeister Deer on the lower middle of
back. Or, A sun with a Palm Tree.
Remind me of good times In the past and the future. (It is The only liquor I still drink)

Liz, you are a rocker, so the drink thing might sound good, but you
would regret it. That's for young guy's that are stupid, and later in
life will look at other people's tat's and feel foolish, and envious.

I would have suggested the Palm Tree engulfed with a bright sun on
your neck, but you have so much hair, rarely would it be seen.

So, I would then go for that theme on your lower thigh.


Michelle Northeast, United Kingdom

Hi Jonathan. After you had read my profile I think you would most
definatley tattoo a great big zipper across my mouth!!

I am known for my outspokeness and highly opinionated views on
absolutely everything, and I think a zipper would be a fantastic idea
only problem being it wouldn't actually shut my mouth!! LOL

That's funny. Really. :-) But seriously, for you Michelle,
see the butterflie's on your page. They are so colorful.

How about them above your waistline, off to the side?

That would look rad!

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